GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we gotta chat about the true scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more than just observing. It's a whole thing. You got your everyday competition, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! For example when that skater went soaring into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like